

“Like a digital-detox retreat – designed by Oscar Wilde.”


You've found it.
Our little hideaway, where the grind can’t find you.
At The Old Green Parlour, time turns at the pace of a good book and old-world whimsy shapes dreamy days and fire-lit nights.
It’s digital-detoxing, but with a spoonful of charm. An analogue pause for proper rest and reconnection. To be playful, present and go hopelessly slow.
We’re a minute from the sea and Margate’s buzz, so you can wander out a while, then slip back for a nap or another negroni.
Read on for more of the story. Or just book in and let us do the rest.
You've found it.
“What would you do with a weekend with no notifications?”


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Writers' room – for your memoirs
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Record player – bring your vinyl
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Roll-top bath – Epsom salts included
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Wood burner – for maximum hygge
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Rangemaster – for family-style feasts
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Postcards & stamps – for analogue brags
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Provençal garden – for sundowners
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Phone lock box – WhatsApp can wait
Our Eight ways to slow down...


Explore the house.

People who've been running a little hot lately. That need a pretty place to settle in and slow down.
Less WhatsApp, more proper chats. Let those pipe dreams breathe. Or read in the roll-top bath.
We’re a breezy 90-minute train from London and there’s space for up to four people over two lovely rooms.
And when you do venture out…
We’ve teamed up with our favourite local restaurants and bars (see below), so you’ll be welcomed with a smile and an exclusive discount.
Who is the Old Green Parlour for?


Our choice in Margate for…
Daily bread Oast
Breakfast The Dalby Café
Seafood Angela’s or Dory’s
Afternoon tea Walpole Bay Hotel
Romance Bottega Caruso
Small plates Sargasso
Thrifty eating Pan Asian
Sunsets The Pearly Cow
Pints The Last Light
Cocktails Off Licence
Wine Riding Wine Co
Cinema The Carlton
Record store Ghost Papa
Museum The Shell Grotto
Swimming Walpole Tidal Pool
Sauna Seascrub Sauna




